Misfits Holiday Creative Parade 2017

Our goals for this compendium are to explore the holidays through an alternative lens. With that in mind, we have compiled all-original creations with an edge. We love the holidays, but we wanted to see if we find folks creating within that space. That’s why we put out the call. Check it out; our first annual Misfits Holiday Creative Parade!

Here's a showcase of all-original Christmas-themed music by up and comers. While, we may not have cooooooompletely have met that objective—yes, Sia is on our list—we think we've found some pretty entertaining original songs by a few less widely-known artists. Check it out.

Happy Hollow Daze
 
 Conceived – 11/30/17

It burns
 
 A demon beneath the cracks of my smile
 
 Tired of the bullshyt of pretending to be happy

 
 I’m not

 
 Been depressed for years being the biggest FRONT MAN to lie to my friends
 
 Where you been E?
 
 You don’t go out any more
 
 I’m not here

My best side is buried under regrets and stress
 
 Compressed inside a dark box sinking in the ocean
 
 So hollow I swallow till I am full
 
 Given substance
 
 Something that defines my meaning

 
 Close my eyes as I deny her again
 
 She wants to open the doors and learn more
 
 But this agony I keep in this Hell is heavy

 
 Screams that carry the winds with them beating ear drums bloody with giant fist
 
 Insisting I’m a nice guy but that guy died years ago
 
 I left him in a hole for the sole purpose of renting out his soul to sell to the devil for the keys to Heaven

 
 Everyday is 9/11
 
 Hit harder and harder by those with ill intentions that question my credentials

 
 Bankrupt and broke as fuck so given no credit
 
 Repair repair beyond the help of a medic
 
 Because my pain is mental
 
 Not seen on my dirty face not being able to speak pass my broken teeth

 
 I’m a cavity to progress outward showing my depression to such a sweet girl
 
 It’s not her fault I’m stupid or is she for not realizing I shot cupid
 
 Sipping on his drank cashing his Artemis bow in for shits and giggles like it was a prank

 
 She’ll hate me forever and now we are mutual partners
 
 Let’s both curse me and high five each other I hate him too

 
 Just for different reasons

 
 Tis the season to say fuck you to the MAN GOD and nod to sleep beating meat to pornos I got in a combo pack

 
 Much much safer than that girl and a real puzzy that comes with child support and let downs
 
 Boners on a vacation so use this lube and your imagination and go home and text me later on your phone

 
 Voice to mail so I don’t have to interact just be in my own world trapped, trying to get me back

 
 Listening for a call

 
 Anybody

 
 Please help me

 
 Found crushed inside a broken cold heart

 
 Forever Forsaken ~ TEARS

-Elliot Newlin (Atlanta, GA)

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Again, our aim was to give space to less-conventional approaches and materials used in and on Christmas trees. Here is our round-up.

There are two projects that we are featuring. One is the Frankenstein-inspired top I made for a holiday event. The second is one I found on BoredPanda.com, where a couple constructed a Christmas tree out of PVC pipe.

Frankenstein-Inspired Top—so fondly named

If a project is over a day long, then it probably won’t get done (if you’re depending on me to get it done). Thankfully, I had guesstimated pretty correctly and this project took about 3 hours max.

I bought the top from H&M—thinking it was a great deal, because it was on the clearance rack. However, it was not stretchy enough at all, but it was hella cute, which caused for desperate measures. Those desperate measures was a d.i.y. transformation.

Here's another interesting D.I.Y.

“My husband and I make an unconventional tree every December. This year we used an old tire painted white and cut up 40 ft of PVC pipe to create the tree shape,” says Emily Seilhamer (on BoredPanda.com). To read the entire article, click here: https://www.boredpanda.com/diy-christmas-tree-emily-seilhamer/

To read more about the PVC Pipe Tree, click here: https://www.boredpanda.com/diy-christmas-tree-emily-seilhamer/

Here's a nice treasury of odds and ends that embraced the holidays as their theme.

Did we miss anything?

Do you have something that we just HAVE to see?!

Something that proves you're just as twisted as we are?

Please share with us in the comments below.

Well, have a very happy holiday! And, as always, love, peace, and chicken grease!

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